Giveawayyyy! 7 places to see pirrrrates of the Pacific!
Arrr, mateys. If you’ll be travelin’ around our fair region, you’ll be wantin’ to meet some scallywags of the Pacific. We’ve got plenty o’ pirates, as we’ve got the balmy climate, easy access to shippin’ routes and dozens of islands fer storin’ loot.
1.Science World, Vancouver.
On May 7, 2010, Vancouver’s Science World museum welcomes the Treasure! exhibit. As we all know, if there’s one thing a pirate loves, it’s a chest full of gold.
Learn more about underwater treasure, modern treasure hunts and hidden treasure at this two-story science museum. And if ye don’t care for gold, diamonds and other valuables, Science World offers two floors of awesome exhibits — move a ball with your mind (really!), lift a hippo and hide away inside a animal’s tree home. Science World is always one of my top stops in Vancouver.
2. Milagros Boutique, Portland.
This sweet little shop focuses on the natural, organic and local, from cloth diapers to Oregon-made stacking toys. My favorite things for sale? The “P is for Pirate†shirts and locally-made wooden swords.
Thoughtful owner Jennifer seeks out completely unique merchandise that you really can’t find anywhere else — and she always finds clever ways to work with local store owners, Portland-based musicians and charitable orgs. Although I don’t live in Portland anymore, I’ve been known to order online from Milagros and I almost always drop by when in town to check out the boutique’s new picks.
3. 3H Craftworks, Vancouver.
Amidst the upscale hustle-bustle of Vancouver’s West Fourth Avenue, 3H’s modest storefront belies the creativity inside. This non-profit shop displays hand-sewn felt storyboards, dresses, finger puppets and hand puppets — all crafted by local adults with physical challenges or mental illness who cannot find work elsewhere.
So you’ll have your choice of cool, locally-made playthings that serve an awesome cause. Try out the pirate-themed puppets for imaginary adventures.
4. Glowing Greens Miniature Golf, Portland. A pirate-themed blacklight mini-golf with reggae tunes, glow-in-the-dark skeletons and a Caribbean theme. Great for tweens and teens.
5. Portland Pirate Festival, Portland. Swashbuckle, drink grog, and and oh yeah, watch a pirate puppet show with thousands of pirate-costumed pals. Check out the children’s events.
6. Archie McPhee, Seattle. Seattle’s favorite schlock emporium has a soft spot for the hard life of a pirate. Pick up a Blackbeard Pirate Action Figure, Pirate Bandages or a Deluxe Eye Patch.
7. The Maritime Museum of British Columbia, Victoria. If visiting Victoria’s downtown, this very small museum may interest kids gaga over ships. Climb up the ratlines and into the crow’s nest of a ship. But don’t miss the pirate’s corner, which features nasty-looking gibbet (human drowning cage). Ew! But just right for older kids.
***Of course, ye can pirate someone else’s joke, cos that’s what a high-seas rascal would do.
Ar. It’s hard to write like a pirate fer more than a sentence or two.
19 Comments
Travelers Barista
Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap?
So, if they’re shipwrecked they can wash themselves to shore
Kathy Rodrick
What’s a pirate’s favorite type of socks?
ARRRRRGYLLE!
Melissa Blanchard
What did the ocean say to the pirate Captain?
Nothing, it just waved!!!
Jessica
What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
A Squashbuckler!
.-= Jessica´s last blog ..Food Revolution =-.
Crystal
How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
-a buccaneer
Cristy Buczko
Q. What is a pirates favorite kind of cookie?
A. Ships Ahoy!
Lora (Tripping with Kids)
Why couldn’t the little boy get in to see the pirate movie?
It was rated RRRRRRRRR
Noah
What Star Wars character is really a pirate? Arrrrrr2d2!
Monica
Q: What did the pirate say to man who insulted him?
A: I know you ARR, but what am AYE?!!!!
Kristina
What is a pirate’s favorite instrument??
A guitarrrrrrrrrrrr.
Janay
How much did it cost the pirate to get his ear pierced?
A buck-an-ear!
Tonja
What’s a pirate’s favorite thing to watch on TV?
cAARRRtoons
shenais
how do pirates make their money?
by hook or by crook.
aaargh.
Gillian
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You think it’s the RRRRR, but it’s the C that they’re in love with!
Aye.
Jenny
How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer!
Holly
What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
Shiver me timberrrrrrrrrrs!
Sarah D
What’s a pirate’s favorite thing about playing golf?
Making parrrrrrrr!
Carrie
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
Thomas Tan
What type of women are pirates attracted to?
A: Coug-ARGGH’s
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